Global Populace in Outrage Over Mutually Assured Destructionf

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This morning at an emergency conference held in New York City, members of the G20 failed to resolve the conflict between members of the Machine Accord and the Dissenters.  The conflict heated up when the Machine Accord nations levied an embargo of trade and travel on the European Union.  Following this action, the United States pledged unconditional military, financial, and diplomatic support for the Machine Accord Nations of Japan and the Latin American Union.  In response to the United States's maneuver, China and Russia immediately pledged the same unconditional support for the Dissenting Consensus consisting of the European Union and Canada.  During the crisis meeting, tensions at the G20 table continued to heat up, with threats of military action by both sides.  The few neutral parties at the table implored the feuding parties to exercise reason, citing mutually assured destruction of the planet if military action was taken by either side.  However, this was to no avail.  When President Barack Obama declared that the Machine Accord would embargo all dissenting countries, Wen Jiabao decided he had heard enough.  Jiabao reportedly had choice words for the president about his wife, Michelle Obama.  The ensuing brawl which broke out between the most powerful men and women on the planet was reminiscent of WWE, with witnesses attesting to "Chairs quite literally flying across the table," and one witness claimed, "[he] saw the United Kingdom's Prime Minister, David Cameron, in a headlock."  After the dust cleared, the meeting was adjourned, and the only thing the members of the UN could agree on was that the UN will not be meeting for some time.  When news of this barbarous behavior by the Leaders of Earth hit the airwaves, mass protests broke out in cities in New York, Hong Kong, Toronto, Tokyo, London, Brussels, and Rio de Janeiro.  Soon after, a group on Facebook appeared named "People of Earth Against Government" and in less than 5 hours over 200 million people joined.  The people of the world are not willing to die over disputes between governments.  Machine or no machine, the people of the world made it clear that an ideological divide involving nuclear arms died with the cold war.  The governments of the world tread on thin ice with their next move, for any one of them it may be their last.  
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